Swypos

via @Celebok

Dan it!

via @abigailowl

That’s a pretty significant change in meaning… Oops.

“Furfur” is such a strange #swypo for “forgot.” Is it even a word? I can forgive @Swype for “church” (instead of “check”).

#swypo: “Trying so hard to be jalopy medusae it’s first contact fast, guts. Bust holiday in the fictional world.”

Intended text: “Trying so hard to be happy because it’s First Contact Day, guys. Best holiday in the fictional world.”

(via @melsundquist)

(via @Celebok)

“masturbating” is swype for “bartending”

(Source: dianayung)

“pissing” is swype for “pressing”

“Gestapo reclusion” was supposed to be “ted@tedpavlic.com”, but I must have Swyped across the space accidentally…